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This is me, George.

I’m an Australope. I’m gorgeous, aren’t I?

See how my black feathers shine green in the sun?


I’m smart too.

I survived on my own for days when some jerk-ass dumped me in the woods.

He thought it’d be funny. Well, it wasn’t.

The things that creep around at night was enough to scare me to silence.

Until dawn. Then I crowed. And crowed. Showed the world that I made it through another night.

But, I don’t want to tell you everything about me here.

There’ll be more about my life and my lessons in the blogs.